Back before I knew what I was doing:
https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-small-business-clandestino-surfing-candy-the-2012feb24-htmlstory.html
Also published on Medium.
“Healthy” is married to context. Marketers exploit this reality. They remove the context to claim anything is healthy. End this madness.
You’ll be shocked by the answer.